Pearly Gate Joke 2
The pope dies and is met at the new pearly gates by Saint Peter who's still a bit flustered and unsettled, and has to confess to the pope "Sir, I'm sorry, we had a rather interesting day and have not had the time to get your mansion ready, The biggest problem is that we couldn't decide the best way to thank you for all good work you did. We thought we'd ask you what you would like to do for your eternities."
The pope says "I've always wanted to read the original scriptures in the original forms. The scrolls, the tablets, would that be possible?"
Saint Peter smiles and says "Of course, we just put your name on the heavenly library, let me show you the way." Saint Peter leads the way to the library and settles the pope in with all the books and such around him, with a promise to check back in with him in a few hours, and leaves the pope to his joy.Several hours later Saint Peter returns to library and finds the pope, with his head down on table, crying. He'd obviously been crying for quite some time as the floor around him wet with tears. Alarmed, Saint Peter runs up to the Pope and asks, "Sir, what's wrong, what happened, what did you see?" The Pope looks up and with a tear streaked face say "THE WORD IS CELEBRATE!"